Follow me, I know the way!

I tested a theory today. I was trying to get to a new Walmart, closer than our usual Walmart to where my errands had taken us. I decided that even though I didn't know exactly where it was, if I just followed the two minivans in front of me, they would clearly lead the way to Walmart. Blast and dang. They did NOT lead me to Walmart. They led me past another mall and toward a residential area, where they left me behind at a stop light. I was left with no recourse but to ask the jogger on the corner if I was anywhere near Walmart. He laughed and pointed the opposite direction. There is a lesson to be learned. Not all minivans lead to Walmart. Isn't that so true? But mine usually does (unfortunately). Maybe I'll put up a sign on my car that says, "Walmart this way!" But I hate Walmart. Still, perhaps MY minivan advertising for Walmart is actually a way to discourage others from going. Or maybe, if I just get lost enough on my way to Walmart, I'll find my way to Target. You see my logic? Somebody buy this girl a map!